Jokes-I want to hear some good ones!:D

I got bored today and asked cha-cha for a joke.

"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."-Steven Wright

It's kind of lame, so I want to see if anyone's got anything better...

Well, since no one has posted anything, I'll just put some links to some hilarious youtube videos.
Enjoy!
I'd like to have been in that meeting: Harry Potter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCYDaZHl6Q
Joe the Plumber-Vote Bush!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha8yrV-316Y
Cooties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM
How to Survive an Alien Invasion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRCR0iOMr0
Snowman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuOGWh1QRfk
Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
Elavator-Worst Hold Up Ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yegEqz1U3kA

Scrubs is awesome. But I think they're on their last season right now...
They have so many moments that just make you crack up..